My first bathing suit memory was a Dune Deck brand swimsuit. Although it was a suit for young small bodies, they had darts for breasts, even though my best friend and I didn’t have them. One day we came up with the brilliant idea to supplement our lack of endowment with puffs of toilet paper. We showed them off with pride. Unfortunately, after a while we decided to take a swim, and had gobs of toilet paper floating into the pool. Not knowing what to do with it, we swam under water, came up and deposited the wads on the side of the pool, and did an underwater escape to the other side of the pool.