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I was sent a bra in the mail…


I was sent a bra in the mail in 9th grade and received many anonymous phone calls asking me to buy a bra, much to my flat chested devastation. I still don’t need a bra, my breasts are as perky as ever- I only wear one to keep my stand-at-attention nipples down, as it attracts too much unwanted attention. Eat your heart out now girls!